1: "Hello, my name is Peterson Thurston the Third."

2: "Yeah, I know. You just introduced yourself five minutes ago."

1. "Wow, you've got a great internal clock there. I'm so jealous."

2: "Well…thanks."

1: "So, what do you think about everything?"

2: "What do you mean?"

1: "I mean, spill your guts, buddy. Let's gab. Let's roll around in the gutter and get dirty for a change. You know what I'm saying."

2: "Actually, I have no idea what you're saying."

1: "You're a hoot and a dollar."

2: "A holler, you mean."

1: "No, I mean you actually look like a dollar bill to me."

2: "I guess I do sort of look like George Washington."

1: "No, you look more like the back of a dollar bill. One of your arms looks like a one-eyed pyramid, and your other arm looks like an eagle eating an olive branch."

2: "Holding an olive branch."

1: "No, your arm eagle is definitely eating it. You should probably feed it more if you don't want it eating those olives. Are those pimentos in there?"

2: "No."

1: "That's a shame. Pimentos are."

2: "Are what?"

1: "They just are. You know. That reminds me, I should start calling you a stinky little sheep harmonica. Wouldn't that be silly?"

2: "Hilarious."

1: "More like hill-arious. If the sheep is living on a hill, that is."

2: "I hate you."

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