Apple1: Hi, my name is Apple. Whats your name?
Apple2: Funny enough, my name is Apple too.
Apple1: Wow, that is funny. I wonder why your parents would name you Apple Two, when youre only made of one apple.
Apple2: When I said my names Apple too, I meant that my name is Apple just like yours is.
Apple1: Apple Just Like Yours Is? That names so silly I could throw up in my mouth.
Apple2: My name is Apple.
Apple1: What? Thats impossible.
Apple2: Maybe, but theres one thing youre forgetting. With apples, anything is possible.
Apple1: Oh yeah. But if youre me, when did you steal my soul?
Apple2: Interesting story, actually. Last Tuesday when you were out with Ms. Orange, I snuck into your house and stole your soul. Then I went bowling.
Apple1: Thats probably the least interesting story Ive ever heard.
Apple2: But theres one thing youre forgetting. With bowling, anything is interesting.
Apple1: No, that doesnt work this time.
Apple2: Sorry.
Apple1: Your apologies have no effect on me. I dont have a soul anymore, remember?
Apple2: Oh yeah. Though come to think of it, I actually snuck into your house and stole your microwave.
Apple1: But if I do have a soul, why did I build that doomsday megaweapon yesterday?
Apple2: Maybe youre a bad
Apple1: Dont say it. Please.
Apple2: What? I was just going to say bad
Apple1: Please. Anything but that.
Apple2: I was just going to say bad apple.
Apple1: Oh. Phew.
Apple2: What did you think I was going to say?
Apple1: Bad nightingale.
Apple2: Why would I call you a bad nightingale?
Apple1: I have no idea. Why dont you ask yourself?
Apple2: OK. Why would I call Apple a bad nightingale? Because I hate Apple so much and I wish he would sneeze himself to death eight times.
Apple1: Theres your answer.
Apple2: Wow, I had no idea.
Apple1: Apples never do.
Apple2: Do you think Ill ever stop hating you?
Apple1: I hope not.
Apple2: Why would you say that?
Apple1: Because sometimes its right to say the wrong thing in the right way even if the wrong thing is only right to the wrong people.
Apple2: Theres a worm sticking out of your head.
Apple1: Touché.