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Apple1: Hi, my name is Apple. What’s your name?
Apple2: Funny enough, my name is Apple too. Apple1: Wow, that is funny. I wonder why your parents would name you Apple Two, when you’re only made of one apple. Apple2: When I said my name’s Apple too, I meant that my name is Apple just like yours is. Apple1: Apple Just Like Yours Is? That name’s so silly I could throw up in my mouth. Apple2: My name is Apple. Apple1: What? That’s impossible. Apple2: Maybe, but there’s one thing you’re forgetting. With apples, anything is possible. Apple1: Oh yeah. But if you’re me, when did you steal my soul? Apple2: Interesting story, actually. Last Tuesday when you were out with Ms. Orange, I snuck into your house and stole your soul. Then I went bowling. Apple1: That’s probably the least interesting story I’ve ever heard. Apple2: But there’s one thing you’re forgetting. With bowling, anything is interesting. Apple1: No, that doesn’t work this time. Apple2: Sorry. Apple1: Your apologies have no effect on me. I don’t have a soul anymore, remember? Apple2: Oh yeah. Though come to think of it, I actually snuck into your house and stole your microwave. Apple1: But if I do have a soul, why did I build that doomsday megaweapon yesterday? Apple2: Maybe you’re a bad— Apple1: Don’t say it. Please. Apple2: What? I was just going to say bad— Apple1: Please. Anything but that. Apple2: I was just going to say bad apple. Apple1: Oh. Phew. Apple2: What did you think I was going to say? Apple1: Bad nightingale. Apple2: Why would I call you a bad nightingale? Apple1: I have no idea. Why don’t you ask yourself? Apple2: OK. Why would I call Apple a bad nightingale? Because I hate Apple so much and I wish he would sneeze himself to death eight times. Apple1: There’s your answer. Apple2: Wow, I had no idea. Apple1: Apples never do. Apple2: Do you think I’ll ever stop hating you? Apple1: I hope not. Apple2: Why would you say that? Apple1: Because sometimes it’s right to say the wrong thing in the right way even if the wrong thing is only right to the wrong people. Apple2: There’s a worm sticking out of your head. Apple1: Touché. |
  
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