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Cat1: Hello, my name is Cat. What’s your name? Cat2: What a coincidence. My name is also Cat. Cat1: That’s not really a coincidence. Cat2: What do you mean? Cat1: Well, we’re both cats, and every cat’s name is Cat. Cat2: If that’s true, then why, pray tell, is my neighbor named Cat? Oh, I get what you’re saying now. Cat1: Do you really get it, or are you just trying to sound smart? Cat2: Actually, I’m trying to sound cool. Is it working? Cat1: Sort of. You might want to wear some sunglasses. Cat2: I am wearing sunglasses. Cat1: I know. I mean another layer. You should also buy a pair for your motorcycle. Cat2: But my motorcycle doesn’t even have eyes yet. Cat1: I’m growing him some as fast as I can. You don’t have to keep reminding me every five minutes. Cat2: Your face is every five minutes. Cat1: Nice. You know, you really are pretty cool. You’re the cat’s meow. Cat2: How did you know that? Cat1: A little birdy told me before I ate him. Cat2: Please don’t tell the others I’m just a meow. They wouldn’t take me seriously if they knew. Cat1: Sorry, I already told everyone using interpretive dance. But don’t worry. No one’s ever taken you seriously. Cat2: I’m so relieved. Cat1: Were you listening to me, or did you just poop on my carpet? Cat2: A little of both. |
  
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