A CONVERSATION BETWEEN CAT AND CAT

Cat1: Hello, my name is Cat. What’s your name?

Cat2: What a coincidence. My name is also Cat.

Cat1: That’s not really a coincidence.

Cat2: What do you mean?

Cat1: Well, we’re both cats, and every cat’s name is Cat.

Cat2: If that’s true, then why, pray tell, is my neighbor named Cat? Oh, I get what you’re saying now.

Cat1: Do you really get it, or are you just trying to sound smart?

Cat2: Actually, I’m trying to sound cool. Is it working?

Cat1: Sort of. You might want to wear some sunglasses.

Cat2: I am wearing sunglasses.

Cat1: I know. I mean another layer. You should also buy a pair for your motorcycle.

Cat2: But my motorcycle doesn’t even have eyes yet.

Cat1: I’m growing him some as fast as I can. You don’t have to keep reminding me every five minutes.

Cat2: Your face is every five minutes.

Cat1: Nice. You know, you really are pretty cool. You’re the cat’s meow.

Cat2: How did you know that?

Cat1: A little birdy told me before I ate him.

Cat2: Please don’t tell the others I’m just a meow. They wouldn’t take me seriously if they knew.

Cat1: Sorry, I already told everyone using interpretive dance. But don’t worry. No one’s ever taken you seriously.

Cat2: I’m so relieved.

Cat1: Were you listening to me, or did you just poop on my carpet?

Cat2: A little of both.