7 THINGS I LEARNED TODAY

1. Angeled eggs aren't as good.

2. When making a garlic smoothie, don't add vinegar. It just makes things worse.

3. Frankenberry is allergic to crowder peas.

4. Carrots hurt the eyes much more than they help. What with all the poking.

5. Smurfs don't taste like blueberries at all.

6. The old exploding pomegranate trick works every time.

7. Pillows aren't really as edible as one would assume.