BATTLE TO THE DEATH

The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man, Count Chocula, and the Honey Graham Bears battled to the death early this morning. The violence escaladed to the point where the combatants punched each other at the same time, causing a powerful explosion. Eager onlookers (many of whom were orphans) expected a giant s’more to be spawned, but the clash only initiated a nuclear blast that brought about so much sadness.