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1. I once celebrated the 4th of July by watching the fireworks on Animal Crossing.
2. When I was a child, I would point at the moon and tell my grandmother, “I want it.” Now, years later, I own an acre of moon property. 3. One of my earlobes is more attached to my head than the other one. 4. I’m vegan, but I never really played as Vega in Street Fighter II. 5. I’ve seen a ghost dog. 6. I’ve never seen a ghost hotdog. 7. The C in Jeremy C. Shipp may or may not stand for Cookie Monster. 8. I taught myself to play the guitar and piano, but not the telekinetic banjo. 9. Talking dogs crack me up, except when they’re racist. 10. I’m a tribalist. 11. I collect monsters. They try to collect me. |
  
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