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The Ladies and Gentlemen of Horror 2008 contains an average of 10,000 words of terror from each of the 20 contributing authors, as well as an in depth bio, complete with photos, with more information about these up and coming authors than anyone has a right to know! Edited by Dave Rex, M. L. Chesley, Andrea Colleen and Jennifer L. Miller, Ladies and Gentlemen of Horror 2008 sports a sexy cover designed by Gabrielle S. Faust. Insightful introductions from Jordan M. Bobe (for the Ladies) and Jane Timm Baxter (for the Gentlemen), as well as a heartfelt "Editors Note" from LGOH creator, Jennifer L. Miller. 815 pages of pure horror.
Featuring:
Jordan
Bobe
Dave Rex
Brandon Layng
Ryan Lacy
Jeremiah Saint
Jeff Ezell
Jeremy
C.Shipp
Matthew Pierce
Gregory Solis
Jennifer L Miller
Cassandra Lee
Jessica
Lynne Gardner
Gabrielle Faust
Andrea Colleen
Charlotte Emma Gledson
Alexzandrya
Lorree
Jane Timm Baxter
Liz De Jesus
Reyanna Vance
Brandy Leah Schwan
Ladies and Gentlemen of Horror 2008 is now available for a limited time in pdf format! The black and white print version will soon be available on Amazon.com, however, if you want to see the full color version, your only chance is thepdf.
My short stories "Losing" and "Ticketyboo" are part of this anthology.
Note: I'll send the pdf to the email address you use for your PayPal payment, unless you email me at chrismatrix(at)yahoo(dot).com and let me know the address you'd rather I send the pdf to.
Ladies and Gentlemen of Horror 2008-- full color pdf copy: $4.99
Ladies and Gentlemen of Horror 2008-- black and white pdf copy: $3.99
Thanks for your support, and long live the Yard Gnome Liberation Front!
Praise for Jeremy's books:
"Shipp's
clear, insistent voice pulls you down into the rabbit hole and doesn't let go."
—Jack
Ketchum
"If
young Kurt Vonnegut had written Catcher in the Rye for the global village, it
might have played a lot like this. Vacation is a tight little fable about massive,
sprawling, real-life problems: chief among them, our ability to fiddle while Rome
burns. The prose is extra-crispy, the wisdom is genuine, and the mindfucks come
a mile a minute. Jeremy Shipp is a very good drug. I hope this book gets banned
in high schools soon!"
--John Skipp
"This
is an intriguing, challenging, literate, provocative novel I'm not sure I understand
and suspect I'm not meant to… I recommend it to those who find reality boring;
it may make them see it in new ways."
—Piers Anthony
"Jeremy
C. Shipp's Vacation is a surreal, bizarre, and utterly captivating tale. This
ambitious story covers a lot of territory: it's disturbing, funny, thoughtful,
and even touching. A wildly unpredictable first novel from one WEIRD author."
—Jeff
Strand, author of The Sinister Mister Corpse
"Every
once in awhile I read a debut novel that isn’t like anything else I’ve
ever read before. Jeremy C. Shipp’s surreal fantasy Vacation falls into that
category. Part Voltaire-like satire, part Philip K. Dick mind-trip. What could
have been merely “gonzo” fantasy is instead both serious and deep. Shipp
displays a fanatical devotion to taking his character and situations just one
step further than most writers."
—Realms of Fantasy
"It's
rare to find a work that claims to be a mind-bender actually live up to its claims,
but Jeremy Shipp's Vacation does just that. Imagine the finale of 2001: A Space
Odyssey set in a deceptively everyday world that quickly— and effectively—jumps
into William S. Burroughs territory by way of Donald Barthelme...and even that
comparison won't prepare you for the head-trip that awaits you in these pages.
The mundane turned mystical turned metaphysical turned indescribable. This is
a genuinely one-of-a-kind trip, and one you won't want to miss."
—Gary
A. Braunbeck, Bram Stoker and International Horror Guild Award-winner, author
of Prodigal Blues, Destinations Unknown, and Mr. Hands
"None
of the usual accolades work for Jeremy Shipp's Vacation. The reader is not amazed,
astounded, or aggrieved - the reader is achingly curious, alarmingly moved, and
at the end, astonished by the vision and darkness and redemption. No one writes
like Shipp, and that's a great thing."
—Susan Straight, author of
A Million Nightingales
"I'm
convinced Jeremy Shipp is a little bit crazy, in the best possible way. Vacation
is edgy, surreal, and original. This is one of those books that alters your brain
in a way similar to Philip K. Dick. A very good first novel."
—Jeff
VanderMeer, author of City of Saints & Madmen and Shriek: An Afterword
"I
don't think there has been a more aptly titled book in recent memory than Jeremy
Shipp's Vacation. This sprawling psychological pseudo-fantastical surrealistic
mind-trip of an adventure story demands that you step out--far, far, far out--of
your comfort zone, and embrace the possibilities of a universe that may be a dream,
a nightmare, or just wishful thinking. Vacation is a headfirst dive into the rabbit
hole, assuming those rabbits lined their burrow with mirrors, because as bizarre
as this novel ultimately appears to be on the surface, there's very little here
that we won't find in ourselves, assuming we're brave enough, and know how and
where, to look. For now, we will have to content ourselves with author Shipp's
efforts to do that very thing on our behalf."
—Kealan Patrick Burke,
Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Currency of Souls, The Turtle Boy, and The
Hides
“Vacation
is a potent social theory, a spiritual hopscotch from start to finish. With interesting
scenarios and thought-provoking dialog, it is a compelling reason for fans of
psychological fantasy to look up Jeremy Shipp.”
—Jesse Gordon, author
of The Reformed Citizen
“Jeremy
Shipp delivers a first novel that is surprisingly readable and thought-provoking;
one worthy of being included in a college course on dystopian fiction.”
—Dru
Pagliassotti, The Harrow
“Vacation
is a wild romp through the fertile imagination of Jeremy Shipp.”
—Bradley
Sands, author of It Came from Below the Belt
“Vacation
is a bold experiment in science fiction themes that pulls few punches, recalling
the works of Burroughs and Ellison, but it has a deeper, more bizarre agenda,
one that may be up to each reader who experiences it to decypher for his or herself.
It starts at full-blast, then like some fever-dream cartoon freak-out, blows through
the roof. In a genre filled with so many safe ideas and easy solutions, what Jeremy
Shipp has done stands alone . . . or at least stands in rare, bizarre company.”
—Stephen
Romano, author of The Riot Act
“Parts
spiritual, psychological, and scatological, Shipp's debut novel is a fast, blistering
roller-coaster of a novel that never ceases to keep the reader running to keep
up. Shipp's "Fight Club"-esque narrative and unusually adept insight
into the human psyche make this novel a must read for fans of in-your-face fiction.
The textual incarnation of an exploding rocket! Five stars!”
—Ronald
Damien Malfi, author of Via Dolorosa
“This
is a headtrip worth taking, and a short, fast-paced one at that. There's something
energetic and purposeful about every string of words in here, telling the reader
when to stop and go and pause for a minute. You're in good hands with this writer
who gets a lot out of these few words. Some of the bizarre turns of phrase are
jarring until the realization sets in that these are the words best suited to
the situation. Get your hands on this one now.”
—Horror World Reviews
“Vacation
is a diverse, unpredictable, and intelligent read. Two thumbs up!”
—Midwest
Book Review
“This
is a fun book! It’s gruesome in spots, wildly psychotic sometimes, and yes,
irreal, but also fun.”
—Kim McDougall, author of In a Wink
“Readers
looking for light horror genre reading may be disappointed at the effort and attention
required to explore this brief, yet dense book, but those who accept the challenge
will be rewarded with an engrossing 'vacation' into the world of post-modern,
phenomenological, existential, but nonetheless truly enjoyable fiction.”
—Icons
of Fright
“It
packs a dizzyingly, stomach lurching, punch to the brain...It's one of the rare
books that once I finished it, I started to read it again pretty much straight
away.”
—SciFi UK Review
“Some
will find it too challenging, much like Mark Z. Danielewski's The House of Leaves,
only a hell of a lot shorter. But for those readers who are seeking something
different in the current all too predictable genre fictions, Shipp delivers a
vision of strangeness and truth, and a character who could be the everyman in
all of us who sometimes find life too complicated and overwhelming. It is easy
to feel the author's confusion and cynicism with the real world, but it's how
he helps Johnson find his own sense of peace by tale's end that displays the author's
maturity and compassion. I hope to see much more from this fresh voice in literature.”
—Hellnotes
“Jeremy
C. Shipp's Vacation takes you on a wild ride through dreams and puts your smack
dab in the middle of a realistic world of underground organizations and corrupt
governments. A hoot for anyone seeking a crazy wild mind melt.”
—Dayla
Weskamp
“I
think 'Vacation' is a great example of philosophical-bizarro at its best...written
by a very smart weirdo.”
—Ash Lomen
“'Vacation'
is so cleverly written and so intelligently unveiled, as Jeremy Shipp punctures
the line between dream and madness so vividly, you aren't sure which direction
he is coming from. You do know you have gladly woken up on the side of his pen
that surely wrote this tale before his feet hit the floor in the mornings.”
—Stephanie
Curry
“Vacation
is a surreal jaunt skittering across the calm surface of social norms (on an ocean
that certainly doesn't exist) hellbent on splashing waves of ever-disturbing rings
disrupting the way one thinks: As if you could still think for yourself. And it
deserves a fast read. Except that one might miss out on a rather grand experience
that begs to be savored like an aged box wine. Read it like your life depended
upon it. Then read it again; you'll be both happy and uncomfortable that you did.”
—Keith
Dugger
“If
you were to throw William Burroughs, Harlan Ellison, Phil Jose Farmer and Philip
K. Dick into a blender, Vacation would be the result. Smartly written, Vacation
tells the story of one man's journey. To say more than that is to take away the
surprise and pleasure of seeing what happens next. And despite being a short 154
or so pages, Vacation packs more inventiveness, thought, and emotion than many
books 5 times its size. A definite must have from an author I will now surely
follow.”
—Scott Colbert
“Jeremy
Shipp’s Vacation takes you places you didn’t intend to go. Once there,
any psychological discomfort you may feel is quickly forgotten as you throw on
your Bermuda shorts, black socks and open-toed sandals. Tour this bizarre vacation
destination; you just might question your answers. Vacation’s an intelligent
read that deserves a second go ‘round, just to see what you missed the first
time. Don’t miss the plane for this trip.”
—Sue Mattson
"[Sheep
and Wolves is] the scariest freaking book I've read in a decade, make no mistake....When
people say 'New Horror,' this is the kind of book they're talking about, stuff
for you existing horror fans who have grown tired of the usual overwritten delicacies
of late-period Stephen King and the like. It comes with a big thumbs-up, and will
undoubtedly become known eventually as a dark classic from this prolific underground
author."
—Chicago Center for Literature & Photography
"Definitely
NOT for the average reader, definitely NOT for those who like cookie-cutter horror,
definitely FOR anyone who wants to give their neurons a new way to fire and knock
them out of their comfort zone of reading."
—HorrorWorld
"This
book is a nice quick read, some of the stories being less than 3 pages in length.
Little bites, if you will, of horrific visions and gnashing teeth, this book has
something for everyone who is a fan of raw horror."
—ZombieMall.com
"If
you want to know what's happening on the edge of speculative fiction, Sheep and
Wolves will serve as an excellent introduction — its stories are challenging,
unsettling, and deeply meaningful."
—The Harrow
"I
once called Shipp one of the more 'bizarre of the bizarro writers,' and with SHEEP
AND WOLVES, he really lives up to that title."
—Horror Fiction Review
"Any
reader of the bizarro culture will find this collection a necessity, any reader
of fiction will find Sheep and Wolves rewarding."
—Midwest Book Review
"A
stark fever-dream of a book. Shipp's flashbang stories will turn your mind inside-out."
—Ronald
Damien Malfi, author of Passenger
"Sheep
and Wolves is a poster-child for the Bizarro genre: dream-like stories drenched
in psychedelic imagery, and enough thematic layers and multiple meanings to keep
scholars pontificating for years to come."
—Matthew Warner, author
of Horror Isn’t a 4-Letter Word and Eyes Everywhere
"Jeremy
Shipp is an incredibly talented bizarro fiction author. His impressive stories
are as intelligent, entertaining, and moving as they are strange. Read him now."
—Carlton
Mellick III, author of The Egg Man
"Stripped
down to the bare bones of narrative consciousness, these stories manipulate the
reader like a drunken Trix Rabbit buggering the corpse of Kurt Vonnegut."
—Cameron
Pierce, author of Shark Hunting in Paradise
"Shipp
writes very weird (bizarre even for bizarro) comedic horror stories about the
things in life that really scare us… not ghosts and zombies (although I think
there are a few ghosts and zombies in there)but car accidents, mental illness,
and real-life monsters who are caught up in endless cycles of abuse. How he also
manages to make these stories humorous…I don’t know.As long as you don’t
mind a bit of subtext and emotional honesty Sheep and Wolves is highly recommended."
—Ash
Lomen, bizarro maniac
"Shipp
writes well-constructed puzzles where each word, each sentence, contributes to
the final picture with economic precision and sharp bursts of humor. This is a
memorable collection, wandering deftly through the gnomic shadowlands of dark
fantasy, horror and bizarro."
—Andersen Prunty, author of JACK AND
MR. GRIN
"Jeremy
C. Shipp writes about horrible things in marvelous ways. SHEEP AND WOLVES is a
compulsively readable collection (I read the sucker in three sittings) filled
with resplendent moments of satire, gruesome contrivances, and some of the sharpest,
funniest dialogue around. These stories had me cringing and laughing out loud
simultaneously. Of course trying to box SHEEP AND WOLVES in as merely a gore and
giggles affair would be doing the collection a serious disservice. Each of the
stories contained within offer up odd instances of insight that elevate the work
and paint a compelling view of our sometimes beautiful, sometimes insidious humanity.
A weird, funny, brutal, transcendent read. Highly recommended."
—Michael
Louis Calvillo, Bram Stoker Finalist author of I WILL RISE